Saturday, May 31, 2014

ENTER PLAN B – OR HOW I ENDED UP IN KAZAKHSTAN


In every direction there is only the blue horizon. This morning The M/V Shahdag is in the middle of the Caspian Sea about 240 Km from Kazakhstan with a cargo of 85 rail cars, and 2 BMW motorcycles, along with the accompanied American and Belgian passengers.

 


It is Friday the 30th of May and I was supposed to be at the Turkmen Embassy in Baku, Azerbaijan this morning to pick up a 5 day transit visa. Instead I am on a rail ferry to Kazakhstan. This may be either the best or worst decision of my trip, but I have decided to skip Turkmenistan. In a completely serendipitous turn of events I met Tom Bosman on Thursday morning as I was walking to find the ferry office. He was supposed to have been gone. He was supposed to have been on this ship to Aktua, Kazakhstan alone because his Turkmen visa was already expired. So what follows is the story.

 

I was staying at the Guest House Inn, a hostel/Hotel in downtown Baku, where I arrived on Wednesday the 28th after my day of bribe. I received an email from Tom that he was at the port and ready to sail; and, I could find him if I followed directions. At about 8 I set out, but turned back after about 20 minutes because I could not figure out what way to go to the port at night, and I was hungry and tired.

 
 
 


When I woke up the next morning my anxiety was so intense that I was having dry heaves in the shower. The idea of having to catch a ferry and cross Turkmenistan in only 5 days by myself was terrifying.


My plan for Thursday was to find the port and ferry office, figure out what I needed so I could return on Friday with my Turkmen visa to book passage to Turkmenbashi. Then I was going to the Turkmen Embassy just to make sure I had the right address because they are only open for a 4 hour window on Mondays and Fridays.

As I was walking towards the port I saw a guy walking towards me. It was Tom. Not only had the boat not sailed, it had not loaded and was standing offshore. I still had not planned to go to Kazakhstan at this point because all my Turkmen papers were in order. But Tom’s Turkmen invitation was so messed up on days that he could never get his Turkmen visa, catch a boat, and make it across the 1500 Km in one or two days. So he had booked for Kazakhstan.

We turned back and went to the ticket office, which I would have never found by myself. The lady there spoke only Russian and was kind of abrupt. But the message was, if I had a Kazakhstan visa I could catch the boat. Well, I did not have my passport with me, or my bike papers. And I could not recall the validity dates of my KZ visa. I thought it started on June 1, which would probably kill going on the boat with Tom.

But I went back and checked my visa. It was a multiple entry valid from 20 January 2014. So I was good to go. Based on that, I made a decision to go to KZ. Tom and I went out to buy provisions for the ferry. The ticket agent had said to be back at 5 and she would sell me a ticket.

Enter Vika. Vika is the English speaking ticket agent for the ferry line. She is a twit. I had spoken with Vika on the phone at the ferry office at 11 and said I had a motorcycle. So I would need some extra paperwork. Vika is the only one you can deal with to arrange vehicle passage; so you must call her at +99 455 266 5354 to arrange the ticket. I have included this information so that you can call her early if you are a traveler needing to book passage with a vehicle. 

At 1:30 I received an email from Tom that the ship was in and loading and to call Vika again to get my ticket. So I did. She said she would be there at 4:30 to sell the ticket so I could load the bike before the 5 pm sailing. Yippee!  

I packed my stuff and checked out. The hostel guy insisted on returning my money for the 2 extra nights I had paid for. [Guest House Inn and Hostel (on HostelWorld.com) bike friendly, www.bakuhostel.com, 16/23 Azadlig Ave., secure bike parking, 25 Euros per night mixed dorm. Do not confuse it with Guest House Hotel – seems two places use the same name in Baku] I was kind of surprised at that. But more later on the great hospitality of the Azeri’s. 

I got the port and tried to check the bike out at customs. The guy said “call Vika” and I said I had and she would be at the office at 4:30 to sell the ticket. I gave him my card and we talked awhile. He was a bit surprised I was a lawyer. My Russian is terrible, but we got along. The business card with my degrees on it counts for a lot I found out later.

I was at the ticket office at 4:15. At 4:30 no one showed. It turns out Vika is a complete flake and cannot be relied on at all. She had also told Tom she would do things at particular times, and failed to do so. Anyway, the original ticket agent showed at 5 and she wrote a ticket, and gave me a price. Then I said “what about the cost for the motorcycle”. “Motorcycle, I know of no motorcycle!”  This was not good. She threw my passport at me, took back my ticket and told me to get out of her office! But she did not tell me to “get lost”. 

Then phone calls were made. The customs agent I had talked with earlier showed up, made some calls, shrugged his shoulders. And then he told Tom the ship was loading and he better get going. Then he left. It turns out he saved me. He knew Vika was to be there at 4:30 and the lazy twit had just punted.

I did nothing. Tom and I just hung around the building because we could hear the phone calls. Tom asked the ticket agent something, and she asked for the weight of my bike. Then she said “5 minutes”.

At this point a guy comes barreling down the road, pulls a U-Turn after passing the office, then proceeds to back in to a parking spot and swagger into the office. On the way out he says “captain will decide”.

At 6 a car shows up filled with people. Vika is one of them. No one is happy with Vika. In 10 minutes I have my ticket, bill of lading ($220 for passenger and bike), and Tom and I are each paying a $10 bridge fee. That is imposed on vehicles crossing the rail plank onto the ferry. Everyone is exasperated at Vika. I can just tell. My nose tells me this is not the first time she has created problems.

It turns out the swagger guy is the captain. And he decided to hold the boat for Tom and me.

I was very sad at the thought of being separated from Tom because we had been trying to get together since Istanbul. When I met Tom on the street that morning he was at his low point. He had spent the night on a bench at the port. He was truly sleeping on a bench. His Turkmen visa plans were in shreds. And he was going to Kazakhstan, which adds miles and lots of problems with fuel in Uzbekistan. 

Going with Tom to KZ just seemed like the right decision because I would have someone to ride with on the most remote part of the journey, the Tajik part of the Pamir Highway is closed for security reasons (translate regional violence), going to Aktau was always plan B.

Well the Police check was very fast. The guys already knew who I was because the customs agent had given them my card. There were 4 guys and one woman in the office. Guess who did the work. But the police wanted to know about my career and degrees. “Avocat” is a high status profession in most of the world. Lawyers are members of the educated elite in most countries and held in esteem; a nice change from the USA.

Then it was on to Immigration. There we were both scooted through the process.

Presto, climb on to the bike and on to the ship. It is a bit unnerving to ride a fully loaded GS motorcycle on a slippery rail bridge onto a ferry. But I made a safe deck landing. Then the bikes had to
be muscled over the rail tracks and secured. One of the guys wanted a tip. So I gave him 10 Manat. I figured I wanted the bike tied safely. The ferry did not have tie downs (very unusual – but what I am talking about! – this entire story is surreal).

 Tom and I went up to the deck where we were given a room. It was clean. The bathroom is clean. There is 10 Manat per day per person charge for our meals. The food is good and plentiful.

 
 


I asked a deck hand about the captain. So I was brought to the bridge. Then I met the swagger guy again. He is very nice and interesting. He is obviously in charge of this vessel and knows what he is doing. His name is Etibar Ismayil Ahmadov. I was on the bridge at the side of the captain when we cast off at 7:30. We had made the boat!  I will know in two months whether that is a good or bad thing.

Not only were Tom and I allowed on the bridge, they enjoyed our company. Having us along is different. There are some truckers too. But I only saw them at breakfast. I have no idea where they slept. 

I have some observations on the Azerbaijani’s I have met. People are generally very open and helpful. There is the occasional Vika, and the bad cops. But they are the exception. Most of the people are like the guy who helped me find my hotel, Jeyhun Shahbazov at the hotel who is impeccably honest, and the ship captain who held the boat because someone else screwed up. And most especially like Amina at the ticket office, who kicked me out of her office so she could do what she had to do in order to solve someone else’s mess and problems not of her making.

Tom and I will travel together to Uzbekistan. We will have to scrounge fuel. We know this from the reports of other travelers in the last 2 weeks. 

But for now I am on a freighter with my bike lashed to a rail winch.



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